November 2008 Update: This post gets a ridiculous number of hits so I might get around to going through the rest of the PA archives and updating it one day. Don’t hold your breath though.
Digitally restored from my post on the infamous Long-Wang Gaming Forum in December 2004. Soon to be updated with the best of 2005 & 2006.
Conversion from the original phpBB post to Textile was done with a couple of Regular Expressions and a large amount of patience (especially since PA have recently changed the paths on their site).
edit: I’ve just noticed that a couple of these are now missing from PA’s site so I’ve linked to the Internet Archive versions and mirrored the strips on here for good measure.
A list of the best (IMHO) PA strips for easy reference…
1999
Ducks don’t have any thumbs
Introducing Div
‘Outside’
Soldier of Fortune Motion Capture
Quake 3 vs. Unreal Tournament
‘It floored me!’
2000
Answertron 2000
Slashdot
Chu Chu Rocket
‘Computer? I thought you said ‘Shoot people in the face.’‘
‘I can’t hear it when girls talk.’
1988 just called…
‘Which one of you perverts stole my pants?’
Wang
Tycho ‘Wings’ Brahe doesn’t take out garbage!
Shenmue
2001
ICO
Bob Bobson – designer of the U.S. X-Box controller
RTCW Tip
Yeah, Okay, whatever. I don’t speak ‘Crazy Bitch.’
Frank, Bobby, Robert and Bob
X-Box controllers
Welcome to Dorksville
2002
Fruit Fucker 2000 (Original is now missing. Mirror here)
0WNZ0R BITCHES
My name is Raven, and I’m an elitist asshole
M$ (Original is now missing. Mirror here)
Consoles or PCs? (Also missing. Mirror here)
Your friend at the end
The Tube is Civilisation
2003
Tetris: The Movie
Cardboard Tube Samurai: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
My rupees!
Where are your pants?
Splinter Cell: Alternative Names
Yeah, but the iPod doesn’t skip
Tron 2.0
Dune
iTunes
I did punch a baby once
Sims brothel
2004
Ninja Gaiden
Blind Jedi
Internet fuckwad
It’s not for you
I WILL SHIT ON YOU!
Fruit Fucker Prime
What I do in there is magical
Exuberance!
Your star burns! I require frozen treats.
Baby versus Rhino
The Canid
How pedestrian
Jesus is fucking Metal
Behold! For now I wear the human pants
The Dixie Twist
Fruit Fucker: San Andreas
Mr. Period Returns
Ominous
Sony Celladiowave
Christmas is coming and it was a pretty slow day at work today. FYI it takes approximately 6 hours to read every single PA strip properly.